Sure Christmas is Deadly Sure

Sure Christmas is deadly sure. I mean, all you does is eat and pick at food and laugh about the house opening presents and chatting with family and friends. I had some good pepperoni and lots of good cookies, including squares, cus I would call a square a type of cookie. I mean, I spose they qualify as a pastry or something like that but it's a cookie. I had some good punch and I had some chats. Yup, Christmas is a time to laugh and a time to play video games with all kinds of people. It's a time to catch up with all those people you care about, and those you could care less about. I mean, sometimes you just need to buy a few minutes while the misses is in the washroom. Not that I have a misses. That's another thing. Christmas is a time when there's always someone you have to meet, and someone who wants to talk to you and pretend like you could have a future together, short term or long term. That's it though, God love um. You win some and you lose some I say, and the only way to get a good figure out of it is to play along and see what happens. My body is suffering at the hands of yuletide gluttony, and festive lethargy. ___________________________________________________________________________________ I believe it was Sir Steven Colbert who said it best when he said, "No matter what your race, creed cult or religious affiliation, this holiday season, have yourself a Merry Christmas."